Broken hearts and shattered dreams

------Elise the derp------

Hello all! I am a 15 year old Homestuck from Seattle, WA, and I hope no one minds my weirdness!

Come talk to me! I like talking to people, even if I am really awkward eheheheh


-------General Disclaimer: I reblog a lot of possibly offensive and porny things-------
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mishafuckingackles:

dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

(via lady-xeilu)

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whatevenshouldthisbe:

kinteru:

spazzykat:

lozchic3:

gunsandwwands:

xakkun:

chitanda:

yourcreepyuncle:

mybuddykeiths-choice-ass:

SPITS

OH MY GOD

omg holy SHIT

holy fucking CHRIST 

 
this literally made my stomach drop fuck.

OH

OH OKAY

DEAD

HELP

I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

BUT IT STILL MADE ME FLIP MY SHIT  AOIDSFL;SKDJF;A;WEOHTJGASDGA

kingcheddarxvii:

pancakestein:

yes this is what he asked for you’re not seeing it incorrectly

Yup
This is our friendship and you get to watch

kingcheddarxvii:

pancakestein:

yes this is what he asked for you’re not seeing it incorrectly

Yup

This is our friendship and you get to watch

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reichenfeels:

buggy-love:

kerryopia:

moves-like-hiddles:

titillatingtomtales:

titillatingtomtales:


Not telling you what it is. Just press play!

OVER 300 NOTES PEOPLE! We should get more penis humour on this blog …

BEST

(via lady-xeilu)

  • lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
  • drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
  • escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
  • wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
  • dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
  • sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
  • metathesiophobia: fear of change

(Source: ohbabyitsnatalie, via lady-xeilu)

elementalsight:

A sneak peek from my shoot with Henrickson at Anime North! Jayuna is my wonderful Rose, and you can see my somewhat touched-up WQ here.Now I need to fix the hood so it doesn’t cover my face like that in the wind…. 

elementalsight:

A sneak peek from my shoot with Henrickson at Anime North! Jayuna is my wonderful Rose, and you can see my somewhat touched-up WQ here.
Now I need to fix the hood so it doesn’t cover my face like that in the wind…. 

(via amazinghomestuckcosplay)

  • sydney: ooh guess what i learned today? :DDDD
  • maya: what
  • sydney: apparently, cats litterally have cooties.
  • maya: what
  • sydney: you know that parasite that like, lives in cat intestines?
  • maya: uh huh
  • sydney: apparently, that's like, one of the reasons why crazy cat ladies exist
  • maya: what
  • sydney: is because they get the parasite
  • maya: what....
  • sydney: and then they just can't have enough cats
  • maya: w
  • maya: what
  • sydney: like, it makes them like super attractive and they need to have cats around them all the time like forever
  • sydney: it make the cats attractive to them*
  • sydney: because if it made them super attractive, it'd be like those awful cat people movies
  • maya: what..........
  • maya: sydney
  • maya: i
  • sydney: we don't need any real life Cat People
  • maya: what
  • sydney: like, it's because the parasite needs them to breed
  • sydney: the cats
  • sydney: it needs cats to breed
  • sydney: and they like, change stuff in your brain to make you LOOOOVE cats
  • sydney: which is why rats that get those parasites aren't afraid of cats
  • sydney: it so they get eaten and then the parasites get to breeeeeed